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Kelly Should I fake my own death and disappear? Believe me, over the past few weeks I've thought about it. Andy Kaufman is alive... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040519/234/726q1.html
jimmy Yea later, their thingys take all of the blood from their brains, which makes them a different kind of animal to keep track of. Course by then, they are someone else's problem. You go, Rocket Girl! To have the fuel to run after so many energized clones. I suspect the box of moving images, still works on the older models! Peace Out! Awwa \A/
Aw ...stardate 2097 The outing venture wasn't so bad. We were accompanied by a small mammal on four legs. It was very interesting keeping up with all four beings at once. I was on foot, while these small men proceeded on two wheeled contraptions. We consumed unhealthy American foods, and "ran a mock." But shortly after, they began to multiply. Suddenly there were 7 beings I was watching. Two of which had tension between each other. Is it bad that I let them go ahead and wrestle? It only took an hour for one to run away wet faced and sad. The venture home was tolerable. One of the "clones" walked with me, for there weren't enough two wheeled contraptions. This one carried a boomerang, a sword, a million dollar ball, and a small bean filled sack. Not sure where this one came from. It seems he may have traveled around the world and taken on several treasures to guide him in a direction I am unaware of. Things have calmed down. They are all staring at this electric box with moving pictures. If I'd have known they would have reacted this way in the beginning, I would have placed these small creatures in front of this box hours ago. I no longer feel any threat from these beings. My only observations are every time I solve a rubik's cube another one is scrambled. Maybe they are trying to keep my mind occupied while they continue to suck my brain waves. Hmm. I must watch my actions. Only two more hours, then this mission is complete. Until then, may all rest well, for I feel I may have things under control.
mytila Captain's log, stardate 2099, 20th May... Its so strange being up and active so early. These little men that they call children have an excessive amount of energy. Nothing seems to calm these so called "boys." They are now running around the backyard with guns shooting small pieces of potatoes at one another. I can't quite comprehend their level of intelligence. I think all their energy is just a front. If I look away for one second they will probably suck out my brains with their "boys will be boys" attitude. It's only 1 hour and 40 minutes into the mission. Will I make it out alive? I'm beginning to wonder. Soon, I must take them to an open space and eat on a table they have provided for us in this space. I'm thinking a bread dish with cheese and tomatoes. Maybe after excessive intake of this substance they will begin to settle. We shall see. I hope to live another day to share my experience.
mytila Weird, is this the new post format? Or did everyone else get this weird small pop-up, emailesque window? Initially, I don't like it as much as the old version, which included former posts. Oh well, let's see what this does! Anyway, I wanted to post a few Reader's Digest jokes I read today. Okay, they are corny, but funny. =============================================================== "There was this crop duster who flew his plane near powerlines, slightly clipping one. He blessed himself out for the missive. When he landed, he was blasted by his boss for the feat. Then the FCC guy came up and unloaded on him. Feeling pretty bad, he stopped in at a local bar, on the way home. The bartender handed him a warm beer. As the last straw, the crop duster shouted at the bartender, "Don't you serve any cold beers here?" The bartender said, "Not for the last hour or so, since that idiot crop duster clipped our power line!" =============================================================== "Two green beans were crossing the road. A truck barrelled down the road and crushed one of the the two green beans. The other green bean scraped up his fellow bean and rushed him to a hospital. The doctors there told him that there good newes and bad news. He asked for the good news, which was that he saved his friend's life, his friend would live. Then they told him the bad news. His friend would be a vegetable for the rest of his life." =============================================================== "When asked, 'How would you tell if a couple were married', a 10 yr old said, 'Look to see if they are yelling at the same kids.'" =============================================================== Well, that's a little funnyness! Anyone else notice the new floating post window? It is kinda weird! Peace Yo! Awwa \A/
Aw For all you SD folks, The San Diego Reader does not lie: BEST VIETNAMESE-FRENCH SANDWICH I went here tonight while I was waiting for Anna Goss. They are sort of like good Vietnamese food on really good French bread (Vietnam got screwed over by that whole Indochina 'phase' France was going through). Anyway, a great meal, and the sucker was only 2 bucks. I wandered around Vien Dong (Vietnamese Supermarket) for a little bit. I like to check out all the wierd, sometimes smelly, fish and meats. But mostly what I went for was young coconut juice drinks. Ever since Burning Man, I have been a sucker for the stuff. We met a guy named Thomas at Burning Man last year that bought a case of coconuts and a machete. He kept them in a cooler packed with ice and then cut open a few a day. That stuff was ambrosia. I am using the greek definition here, not the crap jello thingy.
chiefwagonburner Should I buy a van? A volkswagon van would be fucking fun. Can I get one for $10,000? I know they're a lot of trouble, but if I can get one that only breaks down occasionally, I'd be pretty stoked. The mechanical stuff doesn't scare me. I can do it. But really, how bad are they? Speck, I'm sure you to know the answer.
jimmy Hey I forgot to tell you this, but Jimmy, Chiefwagonburner, and Anna G. - you should all go to the Casbah tonight to see Gogolbordello!!! They're this really great gypsy punk cabaret band! One of my friends from NY is in it, and I just saw them here in SF on Friday night and it was quite the rollicking good time. The singer has a giant almost handlebar moustache and a captain's wheel on his mike stand that he periodically spins. There's an accordion player, a violinist and all sorts of mayhem. But really really fun dancing around kind of mayhem. And Jimmy, Josh will be going so you can see him! Won't that be nice? Anyhoo, Jimmy take my word for it and go, you won't be sorry...
Miss Speck and the Giant Librarians 
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